See, I've got a boner! Suck it or fuck me. You're just looking at me

"I won't let you!" — She agreed to anal, and now she won't let me in the ass

Yes, your friend is wearing two girls, but my boobs are big

We almost became lesbians, but we remembered that there are guys at sex parties

Don't tell me how to jerk off, or do you think you're my first?

A friend only fucks his girlfriend, and I'm a free man — I choose